have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated

gallifreyancloisterbell:

songofthestarwhale:

batsymcchicken:

evantessuraea:

kittygrimm:

roseofthecourt:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

kurikuridoesnotknowwhattoputhere:

bbcsherlockftw:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.

Beezlebub Calldispatch. Well then.

Bonapart Thundercats

Bonapart Cuttlefish

Beezlebub Cricketbat

Bonapart Uptoscratch! (these things are usually dumb but I like this one)

BEELZEBUB HUMPERDINCK

Does this make me Prince Humperdinck’s long lost sibling-rat-thing?  I think yes

BRODYQUEST CUSTARDBATH

Benedict Thundermunch

these are beautiful

I am the real Bonapart Thundermunch

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

Wanna know something I learnt?

thecarpenterwizard:

winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:

In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.

So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a code word- It’s a code Sherlock knew John would know- being a soldier! 

When you see this, REBLOG.

reidsspencer:

having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides

piffsburg:

“Mi papá tiene 47 años = my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato has 47 assholes”

I love spanish.

atlinmerrick:

The best, funniest Ben interview I’ve ever read, and of course it’s Caitlin Moran.

I think it makes a difference when the person interviewing is famous in their own right—and brings that confidence into the interview.

godisgaf:

our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’